Saturday, March 11, 2006

Vampirialism

Oh-kay

there are some new drugs, sulfasalazine, that my pharmacist recomended. While looking over the side effects I came across this little gem: "may cause increased sensativity to sunlight"


That's right, these drugs turn you into a vampire.
Isn't that scary?
Other side-effects include inability to enter the threashold of a door way without permission, and a taste for human blood.

this could be a whole new chapter in my life--and hey--maybe you can be in it too

ttyl,
Jesse

7 Comments:

Blogger Quaddle said...

Finally, the silver linning to your intestinal misfortune. Embrace me Jessemandias, and I will be a powerfull and horrible thrall to your sinister will. All Hail Jesse! King of the Vampires!

8:00 AM  
Blogger Rufus Goldblatt said...

you suck

4:40 PM  
Blogger Quaddle said...

Well...there it is.

11:41 AM  
Blogger Warchief said...

Yeah, there are a lot of drugs out there like that.
Essentially, just stay indoors most of the time and find shade if you're outside.
And SPF 100000000 sunscreen. That should help.

9:12 AM  
Blogger Dr Kuha said...

Jessymandias, you know that you have an open invitation into my house. No need to knock even.

At least you have a night job, right?

9:04 PM  
Blogger Mattz said...

Jesse! Type more! We are watching you!

3:18 PM  
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