Junk Food Holiday

for the last three days I've ate nothing but junk food.

as you can imagine the results are unpleasent, I feel sick and unhappy. Let this be a warning to all you young men who think that they can survive off nothing be greased chicken and McGriddles, it just is not worth it.

In other pants related news i have moved my fly button about an inch to the left. I am now in a galaxy of pleasure from this new loose fit, and damned be the consequences. Many people stop me on the street; outraged at my indecency, "look their goes that degenerate libertine who loosed in trousers to accomidate is ever increasing girth. Stay clear of him all ye' rightous livers."

I however will not appologise!