If you can call that living...
well the doctor says that I might have my colon removed in order to save my life.
well, that's great...for him. With me not having my colon, my doctor'll have all the time in the world to mac on all my sweethearts.
anyhow! what do you think I should do with my colon if I get to keep it? I need some suggestions.
well, that's great...for him. With me not having my colon, my doctor'll have all the time in the world to mac on all my sweethearts.
anyhow! what do you think I should do with my colon if I get to keep it? I need some suggestions.
posted by Jessymandias at 1:28 AM
13 Comments:
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Have it made into sausage? That's what intestines are used for, right?
Hrm...I think encasing it in lucite would be the most logical choice. Paperweight with class right there. Does this mean Jester is on his way to Colostomy Town? Poop Bag; Pop: Jessymandias? If you need a colon perhaps you could have some (if not all) of mine? If we all chipped in a little poop shoot you'd have more bowels than you could ever possibly need!...if you need a hug or something let me know.
You can give it to me and I'll where it as a magic barrette
Hmm... a barette maybe. Or some other article of clothing. Like a muff for those cold winter nights.
good christ! that's rough!
I'd carry it around with me and when someone starts whining about something stupid, pull it out and say, "You think that's shitty."
Seriously?! SERIOUSLY!? Wow. I guess canker sores aren't so bad after all.
Deep fry it, Jesse. Have yourself the redneck version of Hannible Lecturs feast. Make sure to throw a dinner party, and make sure to share.
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