Sunday, July 09, 2006


Dear Jason,

I'll miss you.


Thursday, June 22, 2006

Its SCARY to stay at the YMCA

well, its pride week ladies and gentelmen. And you know what happens in pride week yes?

That's right. All the devoted worshipers of Jessymandias, blessings showed be upon his myriad names, get a speical treat!

Keep chasin' that rainbow.

Saturday, March 11, 2006



there are some new drugs, sulfasalazine, that my pharmacist recomended. While looking over the side effects I came across this little gem: "may cause increased sensativity to sunlight"

That's right, these drugs turn you into a vampire.
Isn't that scary?
Other side-effects include inability to enter the threashold of a door way without permission, and a taste for human blood.

this could be a whole new chapter in my life--and hey--maybe you can be in it too


Sunday, February 19, 2006

If you can call that living...

well the doctor says that I might have my colon removed in order to save my life.

well, that's great...for him. With me not having my colon, my doctor'll have all the time in the world to mac on all my sweethearts.

anyhow! what do you think I should do with my colon if I get to keep it? I need some suggestions.

Wednesday, February 01, 2006

My Blog Sucks

Hello America, as you have probly noticed, my blog realy sucks.

It is rarely updated, infrequenlty visited and lorded over by a dateless wonder from Hells-Bells Minnesota.

so if you want to see a really good site, go ahead and click the link provided in my links section [warning, no sausage]

on to us a child is Born, on to us a son is given

"Do not be afraid, Mary, for you have found favor with God. And behold you will conceive in your womb and bring forth a Son and you shall call His name Jesus. He will be great, and will be called the Son of the Highest; and the Lord God will give Him the throne of His father David. And He will reign over the house of Jacob forever, and of His Kingdom there will be no end."

--the archangel Jessyiel

Junk Food Holiday

for the last three days I've ate nothing but junk food.

as you can imagine the results are unpleasent, I feel sick and unhappy. Let this be a warning to all you young men who think that they can survive off nothing be greased chicken and McGriddles, it just is not worth it.

In other pants related news i have moved my fly button about an inch to the left. I am now in a galaxy of pleasure from this new loose fit, and damned be the consequences. Many people stop me on the street; outraged at my indecency, "look their goes that degenerate libertine who loosed in trousers to accomidate is ever increasing girth. Stay clear of him all ye' rightous livers."

I however will not appologise!

Friday, January 20, 2006

You'll Never Know!

"I'II find it Iudicrise if they Iocate Iife on Io"

please gentle reader, count the under of "L"s in that sentance. How many did you get? was it five? Now how many "i"s are in that sentance. Did you get two? Well, hate to say it, but if you answered that way you'd be wrong.

Don't feel bad, its a trick.

you see there is no way of distinguising between a Iower case "L" and an upper case "i." They both look alike! so all that you really know is that there is somewere between zero and seven "I"s and an inverse number of "I"s.

yeah...think about it!

so what is the real number of "I"s and the real number of "I"s you're asking...I'll never tell

Thursday, January 19, 2006

Friendship is...

anyone who knows me knows how important freindship is to me, so if you don't know what friendship is all about you should click on this link

you might just learn something